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Urgent Transmission Repair

This morning when I woke up I just really wanted cereal. I’m so sick of having a cooked breakfast every morning. Like I know it sounds good but it actually sucks after a while. You know that cereal that’s coated in so much sugar that now it’s now considered a dessert? That’s what I wanted. …

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Glass Smashing Hero

My buddy Jack asked me the other day whether I’d finally be getting a glass replacement for that balustrade broken by the Glass Smashing Bandit over six months ago now. I told him that of course, I would—when pigs fly. Little did I know that the National Agency of Space Travel (NAST) has been training …

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Failed Rose Date

I’m not really sure how I feel about the date I just went on. It started really well, but then things got a little weird, and then the guy left to go on a big quest. I’m not sure if I’ll ever see him again. Honestly, I’m not sure that I want to. It all …

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Bad decisions

I was a party girl back in the 80s. I love my rock and metal. I loved going out to concerts and hanging out with bands who had big hair, wore leather jackets and rode motorcycles. I don’t know how my parents let me leave the house sometimes! My outfits were quite on the outrageous …

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